The birther issue

Everyone's talking about Donald Trump and this birther issue, and Obama has just released his full birth certificate. I'm not convinced, though. Why hasn't he released the back of the thing? Huh? What about the back? Could be a treasure map on the back of there. Obama could be keeping all of that treasure for himself, when it should be I, Mick Aloha, who keeps it for himself. Where's the treasure, Obama? Well, I'm here to tell you the guessing is over. Through means that I cannot discuss, I've obtained the back of Obama's birth certificate. Let there be no doubt; we're in trouble.

I was so impressed with myself I thought I'd mention it

On the most recent episode of the Moon Masters, I talked about how great I am and how impressed I am by my own writing. I have to say I agree. I am great. I'm the greatest man who ever lived, and I've gotten some recognition from the one person whose opinion I trust and care about: me. Sometimes, I sit around on my pile of disposable income, watching me some TV, eating chicken out of a bucket, and thinking about how great I am. So, we all know who the greatest person is. Now, who's the best nation? Donation. That's right. You see the link, fools. This fine content doesn't come free. I deserve the good life and you can make it happen.