I'm offended by Jerry Lewis

You've probably heard about Jerry Lewis using a slur during his telethon, and I'm quite offended. I'm offended not so much by the slur, but because he seems to think he's still funny. Also, where's the Mick Aloha telethon? How am I supposed to get the good life when Jerry's calling people fags and sending money to sick kids? Send it my way, Jerry. Mick Aloha needs to retire before he turns 35, and sending all of that money to those kids isn't helping me one bit. Hmmm, a telethon is sounding pretty good right about now. I might have to do my own telethon, so I can get the good life. I'll call it Mick Aloha's Good Life Telethon (MAGLiTe). Come on, give to the Maglite. Give me the good life.