New Year's Resolutions 2008

One of my New Year's resolutions was to blog more, but I don't think that's going to happen. My greatness is going to have to trickle down, not flood down like I'm doing with the economy. Resolutions are stupid, anyway, because I'm already great. How could I get greater? Sure, I could get more disposable income--and I will--and I could live the good life--which I will--and I could take my world trip--first class--but...wait, I think those are my resolutions. Oh, and to kick more ass. I hope you're laughing, because that last one was a joke. It's not possible for me to kick more ass. Someone will have to find more asses. Better call Apoc...