The birther issue

Everyone's talking about Donald Trump and this birther issue, and Obama has just released his full birth certificate. I'm not convinced, though. Why hasn't he released the back of the thing? Huh? What about the back? Could be a treasure map on the back of there. Obama could be keeping all of that treasure for himself, when it should be I, Mick Aloha, who keeps it for himself. Where's the treasure, Obama? Well, I'm here to tell you the guessing is over. Through means that I cannot discuss, I've obtained the back of Obama's birth certificate. Let there be no doubt; we're in trouble.