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With all of this talk of equality, Mick Aloha's been thinking a lot lately about his favorite thing. Inequality. As in, I have more than you do. That's a goddamned fine idea, this inequality. It allows me to live the good life while you're toiling away like a goddamned drone. Speaking of drones, don't drone me, bro. When I see all of this drone business on the news, it just makes me think I need to get in on this business. I could make some goddamned drones and sell them. That's where the money is. Now, don't you do it, too. I don't need competition bringing prices down. The name I wanted...Predator...is already taken, so I might have to call mine the Carl Weathers Drone. Sombitch sucker punches you and then...goddamn it, I have a brilliant idea. Use drones to rob people. Goddamn it, that's brilliant. Gotta get me a drone. If I could get me a drone with legs I could rob houses. I could rob goddamn gay weddings. Get married all you want! Just make sure your weddings are elaborate. Speaking of sending me your money, send me your money.