No, I will not give you money for your art

I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of people begging for money to fund their "art." Oh, poor me, I'm a tortured artist. I was born to make art, so give me some money so I can make art. Fuck you. Get a fucking job, you fucking hippie. How many people get to make art full-time as a job? Not many. What can you do in the meantime? Get a fucking job and do your art when you're not at your fucking job. You know what you shouldn't do? Get all over social media begging for a fucking gofundme or some such shit so that you can put on a fucking show. Fuck you. Maybe your art sucks ass.

Look, I do have some sympathy for these people. Myself, if I could I would kick ass all day every day. It would be my full-time job. Mick Aloha, ass kicker. Kicking ass is rewarding, but it doesn't pay the bills. That's why I have a fucking job and kick ass in my free time, like after work, weekends, and sometimes while I'm at working staring at the fucking goddamn computer screen. I wish I could just focus on kicking ass. It's what I was born to do! Oh, please, send me some fucking money so I can kick ass all the time and not work. That's not sarcasm. Send me some goddamn money!