Sunday, May 22, 2011

Rapture: May 31st, 2011

Goddam rapture's coming again. I think I can stop it, but I'll need at least $100,000...Australian. OK, cheap ass U.S. dollars. Send in your money and watch me kick Jesus' ass at the end of May!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Goddam rapture

Goddam rapture's coming in a few hours. Send me all of your money and I promise to stop it. If anyone holds back...