dirty hippies

I can't believe it's already time for Burning Man again. Every year around this time, I get the urge to go out to the Nevada desert and kick some hippy ass. Goddam dirty hippies. 40,000 hippies vs. one Mick Aloha= a fair fight. Okay, not really. Those hippies wouldn't have a chance. I read on the Internet, the greatest source of information ever, that someone set the big wooden man on fire early and all of the hippies are pissed off. Pick up a water hose if you don't like it, hippies. Oh yeah, I almost forgot that hippies are lazy-assed sons of bitches. The good news is there will be less traffic in Palo Alto this weekend, so my hooker run will be even faster than usual.