Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Looking out for the Iraq

Have you seen the video of the girl talking about South Africa and The Iraq? If not, you're a dirty caveman, but here you go anyway.



Now, I know everyone thinks she's stupid and I've heard she's being humiliated all over the Internet, but I think she has a point. Why the fuck do South Africa and The Iraq have more maps than we do? America's number one, so we should be the number one haver of maps. I can't read a goddam map right now and you know why? That's right, I don't have one. Some commie in South Africa's navigating the tip of his index finger through Palo Alto as I try to figure out the fastest route to the closest Long John Silver's without going to Oakland. That's not right.

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