I guess there's a lot of money in fake news. The Onion's raking in the dough, so I thought I'd try a little something out. Consider this my audition for the Onion writing team. Onion, if you don't hire me based on this material, I'll have to start a competing fake news site and out-fake news you. Here are the latest headlines:
Area dog figures it's time to have sex again
Date with hooker going better than expected
Drunk man figures it all out
Area man joins church for the poon
Cat allergic to itself
Hippopotamus angry that no one ever uses its full name
Giraffe joins church for the poon
Trout, father of 289, still missing
Internet bored with itself
Bill Gates' belt cures malaria
Unionized moles refuse to wear helmets
Toys tired of not being taken seriously
Tax documents angry that no one ever plays with them
Area man disappointed by legitimate massage parlor
Area woman finds wang
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